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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Um. [ if he was a troll, probably not bros, because terezi and karkat were like IT for that???? ] Yeah, sure. We were past life best bros, I bet.

[ no

but dave did make gamzee snap

so like

oops ]

[1620]

[ that puts him at such ease. such pleasant ease. dave gets thumbs up, despite what the future of his past memories hold in store . . .

oops indeed. ]

He got a message looks like.

[ karkat. there is a thing with words and he wants to see it. ]

[parodeity]

Yeah, from John. I remember that...

[ john was such a dumbass... ]

He sent it through with Jade's help, and talked about Sailor Moon?

[1620]

[ sailor moon??? ]

And, uhhh . . . [ he leans in to squint and read some of that and ] “Troll/human sloppy makeouts”. Bro— Bro, were you gettin’ freaky on Pandora?

[parodeity]

No! ...I mean, yes, I did kiss trolls, but also no.

[ yes ]

[1620]

Ayyy— [ gamzee’s brows bounce up and down, he nudges dave repeatedly, god he’ll never let you live. ] Now that we’re talking about mackin’ on trolls, I did too!

[parodeity]

[ this makes sense, given gamzee was a troll, but dave's eyebrows still go up. ] Oh, yeah? Which ones, exactly?

[ he knows he dated karkat and also........that his girlfriend kinda sorta cheated on him with gamzee (weird thought but w/e) but like anyone else? ]

[1620]

[ gamzee’s hands pull up to the sides of his head, imitating a bull. ]

He got the horns of a toro and he didn’t have a body! Mad cray, huh?

[parodeity]

[ ...he's not sure which troll that is honestly so it must be one of the dead ones

which is like
over half of them so ]

Huh. I don't think I ever met the dude. I remember the most about Karkat and 'Rezi over there.