It's not that. I'm just...you went kind of sideways on me and that's okay, if I said something weird that's on me. But I just want to make sure you're still okay.
[ look...he worries about the whole straight thing sometimes (a lot of times) but he doesn’t think it’s remotely john’s issue. dave’s insecurities aren’t on his head. ]
I’ll have you know I have great aim?? [ he starts to portion the pasta, anyway. ] I’ll take you on, ball boy.
[ probably not!!! john gets to suffer not knowing. ]
Why would I want to give you a better one? Did you have a shitty jock nickname? And it can be a challenge if you want, I don’t care either way. Did you want it to be?
[ when he’s done he tugs his plate towards himself and twirls his fork idly. ]
[He's taking the rest and mirroring Dave's motions to eat.]
I had a couple of shitty jock nicknames, yes, but also I do not want a shitty jock nickname from you because I do not want to be a shitty jock anymore. And no, I guess not. I'll text the girls sometime soon and see about doing it then.
Gambit. [Which is dumb and kind of embarrassing now that he thinks about it, but he's just eating his noodles and shutting up.] And Sharkbait when I was starting out.
I hadn't hit my growth spurt yet by the time I started freshman year, so being kind of short and scrawny I ended up tricking opposing teams because I looked like an easy target. [His hand comes up for an air quote.] "Shark bait."
...and then the tables turned, I got better at the game and...well, you know what a gambit is?
Eventually I will have to come up with some new tricks is all. [He's still busy with his origami project.] What happens if I never can wow you ever again?
I think so, too. And the thing about ashes is that better things can come from them.
[And speaking of ashes, John glances around before pulling out what looks like a a packet of matches he procured somewhere. The origami's finished and it looks like a paper rose. He lifts his eyebrows and he glances at Dave again before promptly lighting the edge of the rose on fire.
The napkin starts to burn but there's a light breeze over the table to control the flames, ashes beginning to pile up before the napkin completely burns. There's something sticking out of the ashes then. Pick it up?]
Okay, I’ll admit it. You must have wowed all your dates every time. [ he kind of wants to ask for another trick, but he doesn’t. ] Somehow I don’t think you ever run out of tricks.
Only the really important ones. [Which is to say this is probably a very very rare occasion, if at all.] I try to keep up to keep things interesting, but I am not always that great at it.
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If you say so. Anyway, it's just throwing a ball. No other rules. [An equally slight grin.] We can even put up the bumpers for you to make it easier.
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I’ll have you know I have great aim?? [ he starts to portion the pasta, anyway. ] I’ll take you on, ball boy.
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If you are giving me a shitty jock nickname there has to be one better than "ball boy." But that sounds like a challenge to me, too.
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Why would I want to give you a better one? Did you have a shitty jock nickname? And it can be a challenge if you want, I don’t care either way. Did you want it to be?
[ when he’s done he tugs his plate towards himself and twirls his fork idly. ]
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I had a couple of shitty jock nicknames, yes, but also I do not want a shitty jock nickname from you because I do not want to be a shitty jock anymore. And no, I guess not. I'll text the girls sometime soon and see about doing it then.
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...and then the tables turned, I got better at the game and...well, you know what a gambit is?
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Exactly. A risk, a trick, and a strategy.
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[Look he absolutely knows he's playing up the cheese factor but he's hoping to at least get Dave to smile.]
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[ because he’s curious and distracted, having succeeded in moving his pasta around a lot as he watches john. presumably he will eat it in a little. ]
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What, Christmas wasn't enough to wow you? [And now they're both not eating because they're idiots, that's good.]
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Should I expect to never be wowed again, Egbert? Weak.
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[And speaking of ashes, John glances around before pulling out what looks like a a packet of matches he procured somewhere. The origami's finished and it looks like a paper rose. He lifts his eyebrows and he glances at Dave again before promptly lighting the edge of the rose on fire.
The napkin starts to burn but there's a light breeze over the table to control the flames, ashes beginning to pile up before the napkin completely burns. There's something sticking out of the ashes then. Pick it up?]
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[ he’s obviously picking it up ]
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Okay, I’ll admit it. You must have wowed all your dates every time. [ he kind of wants to ask for another trick, but he doesn’t. ] Somehow I don’t think you ever run out of tricks.
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