parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-11-03 08:26 pm

recollé ic inbox 5.0;

DAVE STRIDER
consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man


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grimdeity: papergrave @ tumblr (LAUGH 🌹 turn and chat)

[personal profile] grimdeity 2018-03-12 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
A difficult question.
I would need to conduct a rigorous exam of you both to determine who is The Most Hipster.
Obviously, you have both the smell of Hipster and were thusly drawn to each other as mates.
From that I can determine that you are both Hipsters of a similar quality and breed.
But as neither of you drink from lightbulbs or wear man-buns, I wonder if either of you is of a strong Hipster breeding or merely born of cross-breeding with more Mainstream homo sapiens.
robitussin: (yeah something next to normal)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
idk man

the blue shell
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
wow how completely credible and believable
robitussin: (feel like i feel too)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
i'm a little frightened of the answer but

why
robitussin: (and flip the switch)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
what's that supposed to mean
robitussin: (or if they just fake it)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
that's a more innocuous answer that i expected but also

your enjoyment of a game depends on how much of an asshole you can be??
robitussin: (so you won't feel so sick)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
you sadist
robitussin: (if they love each other)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
is facing your problems synonymous with rocking the boat
robitussin: (you play 'til you ache)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
what's the other seventy percent
robitussin: (wish i were here wish i were here)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
you're at least 25% cat
robitussin: (throwing shit down the stairs)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-03-12 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
i'll tell you once you tell me what you think the other 20% of me is