A difficult question. I would need to conduct a rigorous exam of you both to determine who is The Most Hipster. Obviously, you have both the smell of Hipster and were thusly drawn to each other as mates. From that I can determine that you are both Hipsters of a similar quality and breed. But as neither of you drink from lightbulbs or wear man-buns, I wonder if either of you is of a strong Hipster breeding or merely born of cross-breeding with more Mainstream homo sapiens.
wait whoa what the fuck this sounds more like you want to narrate a documentary on hipster breeding habits than anything else rose i am uncomfortable with your everything as always
also taking these now already been betrayed by test 1
You got : Washington You describe yourself as an introvert, but you’re not shy. You just don’t care about being in the spotlight, and you'd rather just do your own thing. You’ve realized that your happiness in life depends on one person: you. And you're on a mission to make that happen. Go explore Washington! It’s the place for you.
fuck you buzzfeed im texas
You got: -1,000% You're clueless about the hipster lifestyle!
take that but also i was just choosing w/e the fuck
You got: Surprise! You're single
really buzzfeed my facebook status begs to fucking differ
You got: Not a hipster Congrats! You're not a hipster at all. You're more than happy to embrace current trends and genuinely love the things you're interested in. You're not afraid to be yourself, even if that means looking "uncool" sometimes. Keep doin' you!
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I would need to conduct a rigorous exam of you both to determine who is The Most Hipster.
Obviously, you have both the smell of Hipster and were thusly drawn to each other as mates.
From that I can determine that you are both Hipsters of a similar quality and breed.
But as neither of you drink from lightbulbs or wear man-buns, I wonder if either of you is of a strong Hipster breeding or merely born of cross-breeding with more Mainstream homo sapiens.
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this sounds more like you want to narrate a documentary on hipster breeding habits than anything else
rose i am uncomfortable with your everything as always
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Well, whatever the case, I expect you both to take the following tests and report back to me so I can analyze who is the most hipster.
[ attached links: one, two, three, and four. ]
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also taking these now
already been betrayed by test 1
You got : Washington
You describe yourself as an introvert, but you’re not shy. You just don’t care about being in the spotlight, and you'd rather just do your own thing. You’ve realized that your happiness in life depends on one person: you. And you're on a mission to make that happen. Go explore Washington! It’s the place for you.
fuck you buzzfeed im texas
You got: -1,000%
You're clueless about the hipster lifestyle!
take that
but also i was just choosing w/e the fuck
You got: Surprise! You're single
really buzzfeed
my facebook status begs to fucking differ
You got: Not a hipster
Congrats! You're not a hipster at all. You're more than happy to embrace current trends and genuinely love the things you're interested in. You're not afraid to be yourself, even if that means looking "uncool" sometimes. Keep doin' you!
i picked the most john looking dude
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That's better, anyway, I don't want you sharing the results with each other, it could affect the study.
Interesting.
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Why does it worry you?
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... Interesting.
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hey fuck you
you cant psychoanalyze my refusal to be psychoanalyzed