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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

omg
i love you
did you knit me a sweater for apples

also why shouldnt we smoke tobacco
were required by law to have at least one bad habit apiece i think

[grimdeity]

Don't be absurd.
I crocheted you a sweater for apples.

I think we should pick one that won't cause our lungs to rot and collapse, personally.
How about prostitution?

[parodeity]

man i always forget whats even the difference
between knitting and crochet i mean

wed make hot prostitutes

[grimdeity]

The tools, and tecnique.
Knitting uses two pointed needles.
Crochet uses a single hooked needle.

We would.
Too hot.
We could very well be Vegas escorts.