[ under the bed is not presents, but instead a semi-elaborate scavenger hunt that will eventually lead to... underneath john's bed where a box labelled FOR DAVE awaits.
inside;
1) a homemade birthday card that is all black with red gel pen apples all over and a Happy Birthday. We are not able to consume alcohol, but we can go die in war and smoke tobacco. Let's do neither. Love, Rose 2) an apple sweater, an apple sweater, jeans, a watercolor picture (similar to shown), a bag of apple-flavored candy that is now USELESS and cat treats for mewpac. 3) a dancing apple-shaped usb drive that only contains a 25min violin solo of mixed genres and a picture of an ugly birthday cake. ]
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[ under the bed is not presents, but instead a semi-elaborate scavenger hunt that will eventually lead to... underneath john's bed where a box labelled FOR DAVE awaits.
inside;
1) a homemade birthday card that is all black with red gel pen apples all over and a Happy Birthday.
We are not able to consume alcohol, but we can go die in war and smoke tobacco.
Let's do neither.
Love,
Rose
2) an apple sweater, an apple sweater, jeans, a watercolor picture (similar to shown), a bag of apple-flavored candy that is now USELESS and cat treats for mewpac.
3) a dancing apple-shaped usb drive that only contains a 25min violin solo of mixed genres and a picture of an ugly birthday cake. ]
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i love you
did you knit me a sweater for apples
also why shouldnt we smoke tobacco
were required by law to have at least one bad habit apiece i think
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I crocheted you a sweater for apples.
I think we should pick one that won't cause our lungs to rot and collapse, personally.
How about prostitution?
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between knitting and crochet i mean
wed make hot prostitutes
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Knitting uses two pointed needles.
Crochet uses a single hooked needle.
We would.
Too hot.
We could very well be Vegas escorts.