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[parodeity]

...Possibly? Or it'd just look like a really squiggly line.

[fabrefactions]

That sound... confusing. Remarkable, but confusing.

[ HE SHOULD

PROBABLY DO A LITTLE SKETCHING TOO. Seeing as that was the point. Yeah. ]

I can't imagine how you keep track of everything. Aren't there all those laws in fiction like... you should never run into another version of yourself, or you'll doom something. A timeline, history, the future, something important.

[parodeity]

Oh, I can run into myself, it's just annoying sometimes? Because if he's from the future I have to do what he did in my own future, and if he's from the past I already lived through his side of it one time?

[fabrefactions]

No time paradoxes, or urges to fight your alternate self?

[ He'd never considered time travel could be... annoying? But perhaps getting or having to give spoilers depending on when you're form would get frustrating after a while..? ]

[parodeity]

I only fight myself if that was the plan? But no paradoxes, those result in Dead Daves and Dead Daves are the enemy.

[fabrefactions]

I guess... killing yourself would be harrowing in any scenario, even a necessary one. Please don't fight yourself to the death, Dave.

[ said with utter seriousness and sincerity. ]

[parodeity]

It ain't currently on my to do list, anyway...is the freeze helping with the sketch?

[fabrefactions]

Ah, yes it is, thank you.

[ Despite his chatting he has managed to sketch a lot of little details on the bat that he would've missed with it fluttering around over his head. ]

If it's starting to wear on you, please -- I've probably got everything I need now.

[parodeity]

Yeah, I can't do it that long.

[ HE LETS IT GO and

these idiots have been standing here talking and still haven't registered "oh mistletoe" i'm proud ]

Jesus, these things really are kinda weird?

[fabrefactions]

[ they are attentive and sharp young men, it seems. ]

I thought they were quite sweet. They haven't attacked me thus fair, which is a bonus. And it's clever how aspects of the plant it's made from have been crafted to look like the animal in question.

[parodeity]

All they've done so far as I've seen is like...follow people around.

[ but they have done a lot without kissing so time for that song to start being squeaked, maybe ]

[fabrefactions]

That seems quite tame.

[a pause... as he tilts his head, listening. ]

And sing... popular Christmas pop songs? Unless I'm mishearing that.

[parodeity]

...No, no that's definitely "All I Want For Christmas". Are they hitting on us?

[fabrefactions]

[ He's squinting at his sketch work now, turning it around and around... and then back up at the plant-bats fluttering around. ]

... Looking at it again, they almost look as though they are meant to be made of mistletoe. Perhaps they are hitting on us.

[ ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SMOOCH THE POISONOUS PLANT BATS? ]

[parodeity]

I mean, it sure is mood music? Unless they are tryin' to get people to hit on one another, I don't get their angle. [ ... ] Actually, if that is their angle I still don't get their angle?

[fabrefactions]

I'm not sure they had an angle...

[ he's squinting at them again, but not with the eyes of an artist this time around. ]

Surely there's a health warning to kissing mistletoe bats. Isn't mistletoe poisonous?

[parodeity]

I mean, I think you have to ingest it for it to do real damage?

[fabrefactions]

What if it moves when I'm trying to kiss it and I accidentally consume one of the berries?

[ REAL FEAR. ]

[parodeity]

I mean, you could just let it follow you around forever, also. They might not be bad company?

[fabrefactions]

True, but what if they call friends. I don't want to become a human plant... it would make painting very difficult.

[ Okay. He's.... he's got this. He holds up the little bat that has become his new best friend and...

plants a gentle kiss on what he thinks is the crown of it's ?head.

The bat chirps, and wriggles happily, but does not leave. Fission mailed. ]

[parodeity]

Either it really likes you or it doesn't want you to kiss it?

[ look it's not like he doesn't Get what the probable solution is HE'S JUST PUTTING IT OFF...

this is fun and also laughtrack ]

[fabrefactions]

But I did my very best...

[ he holds up his hands, the little bat perched comfortable there, and looks where he thinks its eyes would be if it has any. ]

Were you displeased with my attempt at affection...?

[ just... just... he's doing his best okay. what is kissing he hasn't done that stuff. ]

[parodeity]

...Maybe they want us to kiss?

[ rude ]

[fabrefactions]

[ ....

.... um. ]

As in... like we were under actual mistletoe as opposed to creatures that look like it?

[ Interesting? ]

Attempting to deliver affection directly to the bat did not work, so perhaps...

[parodeity]

Yeah, right. Unless you're opposed?

[ IN WHICH CASE they can just have bat friends forever, since that's not a huge setback, maybe ]