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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ oh okay this is still happening. you cannot make this more gay it's impossible ]

Weird how? You can't really out weird our original timeline, dude.

[windeity]

[I mean. There are absolutely ways to make this more gay but they're friends and John's just a doofus and Dave could still pull away!! Whenever he wanted!! On the other hand John's breathing is also evening out a little as he gets comfortable.

Where the fuck did his water bottle go. Oh well.]

I have no idea. I just want to throw that disclaimer in there for the future. We have never had to deal with anything like this, dude. Who knows what's going to happen?

[parodeity]

John. [ just a quiet sigh. ] I can't regret you. Even if you killed me or whatever the fuck "weird" entails.

[windeity]

I would never kill you. [Like. Okay. They're clear on that.

...he goes quiet again.] ...you can go back to your own bed if you want though. I think we are at the part where I'm realizing my head hurts a lot more than it did an hour ago. [Not that he's making it easy for Dave to move but an attempt was made.]

[parodeity]

Do...yeah, I can, sorry, I - didn't mean to...take advantage or whatever. [ of someone hugging him. why is he this way. ]

[windeity]

...huh? [That's super intelligent, thanks John.]

[parodeity]

I can get out of your hair? You just have to...let go and shit. Sorry.

[windeity]

[There's a confused noise, and his arms flex a little like he's not sure if he wants to tighten his grip or let go.]

I said if you want to, not that you had to.

[parodeity]

Because you want me to? [ this is going well ]

[windeity]

I don't, actually. [Blunt as ever.] But it sort of felt shitty keeping you here if you did not want to stay or, like I said, if shit got weird.

[...apparently this is this universe's form of "no homo."]

[parodeity]

Oh. You want me to stay? [ confirming. ] Also unless you plan to drunkenly hit on me I don't know how you plan to make this weird?

[ ?????????????????????

he'd protest glasses theft that's it ]

[windeity]

I do not drunkenly hit on people. Very bad, very stupid idea. [But yes okay, to get the point across he's going to curl his legs around Dave's instead while a hand sort of grabs around to fix his blankets. That's probably not going well.]

You seem perplexed that I could possibly want you to stay.

[parodeity]

[ john what the absolute fuck are you doing here this is so tangled.

dave goes still and then...

helps to fix the blankets i guess. god! ]

You maybe shouldn't. I shouldn't?

[windeity]

[...well. Okay.

He also lets go of Dave and lifts his eyebrows in a challenging manner? Which is stupid because it's still dark and how the fuck can Dave even see. But whatever. It's clearly a challenge for Dave to see if he'll actually bother getting up.]

[parodeity]

[ oh...kay. john lets go and dave forces himself to follow suit after a beat, drawing back his hands and shifting to sit up. ]

...sometimes I don't have great self control, so "sorry" really was pretty accurate.

[windeity]

[....]

You weren't supposed to sit up. [Now he just sounds tired and his hands are scrubbing over his face.] Also I am not sure what that means, Dave.

[parodeity]

What did you want me to do, then? [ he could trick himself into staying put as long as he was being kept there, but. ] I just...it's shitty to take advantage of people I guess? I mean, I know.

[windeity]

You're not taking advantage of anything if I already said I want you to stay, but it is even worse if I force you to stay? Speaking of taking advantage. [This is definitely getting nowhere.]

[parodeity]

I think the rule is the drunk person isn't the one takin' advantage. [ they're definitely having this argument ]

[windeity]

[...yeah okay what about if he suddenly sits up, staring at Dave for a moment before shifting to knock him over and pin him down with his head/chest? That's happening, an arm snaking around his waist again before John pulls a blanket over them haphazardly.]

Do me a favor and shut up for once.

[parodeity]

[ WELL HE

doesn't dodge but he huffs out a sigh and steadfastly REFUSES to put his arms around john for like

two minutes. ]

You have not bribed me to silence so I refuse?

[windeity]

[Here lies Dave Strider: death by drunk, probably mildly annoyed cuddling.]

If you shut up, I will let you make me eggs tomorrow morning. [That makes no sense but okay.]

[parodeity]

How is that bribing me??? You want me to make eggs.

[windeity]

And you want to stay in my bed, so I think we can probably make that work for both of us? Just a thought.

[parodeity]

...no I don't. [ lmao yes he does and he's definitely got his arms around john again. ] Maybe what I want is to go back to the party and also get drunk?