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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Ugh, no. I don't like drinking.

[ that lasted five seconds ]

I'm fine with being designated dave.

[windeity]

Do you care if I do? [This is suddenly a serious question.] Like I don't do it on my own or whatever and it has been a few months since I've done the party thing but I never even thought to ask.

[parodeity]

No? I just don't like anything that makes me...less aware. Don't care what everyone else does.

[windeity]

[There's a thoughtful hum before he settles down again.]

Cool...I think I prefer you as a Designated Dave anyway. [He stops actively cuddling but he continues staying pressed into his side and holding onto him anyway.] ...thanks.

[parodeity]

For what? [ genuinely baffled tbh ]

[windeity]

[He gets to continue being baffled then because John's perfectly content curling up to him and keeping him on lockdown.

But he's also smirking. Sorry, Dave.]

[parodeity]

[ >[ ]

You suck and I hate you. [ its muttered rebelliously and not that believably ]

[windeity]

Mmhm. I know that. [He's still snickering though.] Do I still get eggs in the morning even if you hate me?

[parodeity]

You know you do already. [ honestly unfair how john is so john ]

[windeity]

[Because the universe apparently doesn't get to change John that much. He settles for nuzzling at Dave's collarbone to get comfortable again.]

You're the best.

[parodeity]

[ what the fuck ]

Go to sleep, Egbert.

[windeity]

[Considering there's no answer other than to pin Dave down further and wind around him, yes, sleeping is a good idea. Goodnight, Dave.]