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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Comments

[parodeity]

i think it depends on the party
like what kind of party are we talking here

[ and then some of the text goes missing ]

but if were like talking a rager with head banging and insane bass
i think that probably youd fall the fuck off
so really i need more details to properly answer the question

[maskreant]

sorry, that wasn't for you. but where do i even start?

actually, don't worry about it.

[ he kind of filled in the blanks himself, but his own text kind of... didn't go completely through. ]

i milked them, so i have experience.

[parodeity]

what did you milk
was that part meant for me you just totally lost me

[maskreant]

a cow and no that also wasn't for you, so forget it entirely.

this is becoming a disaster that i did not foresee. it's not just my phone screwing up, right?

[parodeity]

wait why did you milk a cow
also yeah i can forget things if you want

nah i think were back on misfire mode
this happened back in april
it was kinda hilarious
protip just avoid writing like any seriously embarrassing shit and you should be ok

[maskreant]

it doesn't matter to me if you do, but you don't need to think about milking cows too much in your life is what i meant.

oh

well

i guess that's the end for me. remember me fondly.

[parodeity]

did you misfire something terribad already

[maskreant]

i would put it at 5 on the scale of weird? out of context it sounds kind of bad.

actually, would you rate an "i'm pregnant" text with a 5 or would that be higher...?

[parodeity]

nah theres definitely worse ones
so 4 or 5

[maskreant]

thanks for your unbiased opinion. i'll probably stop texting to avoid this now. some skeletons shouldn't be brought out.

be careful, Dave.

[parodeity]

yeah you too dude
talk to you later after you end your texting embargo