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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

wait why did you milk a cow
also yeah i can forget things if you want

nah i think were back on misfire mode
this happened back in april
it was kinda hilarious
protip just avoid writing like any seriously embarrassing shit and you should be ok

[maskreant]

it doesn't matter to me if you do, but you don't need to think about milking cows too much in your life is what i meant.

oh

well

i guess that's the end for me. remember me fondly.

[parodeity]

did you misfire something terribad already

[maskreant]

i would put it at 5 on the scale of weird? out of context it sounds kind of bad.

actually, would you rate an "i'm pregnant" text with a 5 or would that be higher...?

[parodeity]

nah theres definitely worse ones
so 4 or 5

[maskreant]

thanks for your unbiased opinion. i'll probably stop texting to avoid this now. some skeletons shouldn't be brought out.

be careful, Dave.

[parodeity]

yeah you too dude
talk to you later after you end your texting embargo