spread it if you want but it's not necessary, i've got a few other people i'm gonna text. but i don't think emil would be mad about it either, he'll probably wave his arms a bit and protest in that baffled way he does and that'll be the end of it, so it might be funny
[15/10 nice. He hadn't been entirely sure if it was ridiculous enough for Dave's taste!]
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it's not okay is what it is
because if you are you're right
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can't be helped
now i'm gonna have to actually finish reading hs to see just how badly things went
it's because it's got healing properties
hs has an ok ending they just fucked themselves over here
i need details
that's....... good?? i guess???? boys please
it was at the beach a couple weeks ago, i had to run a bullshit lemonade stand
obviously i had to give it my all so there i am slaving away over a pitcher of water and my own juicer cutting up lemons and i cut my finger
all around me, dancing asshole lemons, laughing
waiting for me to make the mistake of trying to move everything so i could get up and getting lemon juice in the cut in the process
that's when emil showed up
hair sparkling in the sun like some kind of shirtless fabio on a harlequin romance if fabio was shorter and paler and less built
and without a word he grabbed my hand and wrapped his golden locks around the cut and said something i don't understand, i don't speak swedish
and then my finger was whole and protected against lemon juice again
it was a goddamn miracle
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ alas
ok
i will give you a 15/10 on the details
do you need me to spread this story or are you good w/ just having told me
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spread it if you want but it's not necessary, i've got a few other people i'm gonna text. but i don't think emil would be mad about it either, he'll probably wave his arms a bit and protest in that baffled way he does and that'll be the end of it, so it might be funny
[15/10 nice. He hadn't been entirely sure if it was ridiculous enough for Dave's taste!]
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id he seems pretty easygoing to me so
later