personal overflow post;

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honestly the worst potential breakup
not only would you lose your fashion icon youd lose your love

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I'd never be able to go on. A broken, sorry excuse for a man.

My poor hat.

[Sorry Grell, but he's just kidding.]

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so hey have you gotten any clothes back from retrospec now im curious

[daemonized]

I haven't, so sorry to disappoint. But I do remember what that other Ardyn used to wear.

[And hoo boy.]

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deets

[daemonized]

The hat, naturally. One must never go without it.

Besides that? A long dark coat. A white shirt with a frilled collar, an orange-red scarf. Black, fingerless gloves. An olive vest, with elegant designs embroidered on its front, I think.

[He could go on, but basically: dressed like a hobo.]

Oh, and a wing-shaped thing. Worn over the arm, on the shoulder, like a very large pauldron. Black.

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ok and what is your opinion of that outfit

[daemonized]

A bit more extravagant than anything I would wear today, but I don't think it's /terrible/.

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ngl im wondering how much this fiancee of yours would disagree

[daemonized]

I think you're just projecting, Dave.

Tell me /your/ truthful opinion about what I used to wear.

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you sound kinda like an eccentric old man ragpicker

[daemonized]

Now then. Do I take that as a compliment or otherwise?

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idk isnt that kinda up to you
?

[daemonized]

I'm not sure. I've certainly heard worse. Usually still along the lines of my entire closet needing to be torched to the ground.

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hey what are your feelings on christmas sweaters

[daemonized]

The epitome of delightful holiday fashion, of course.

[Joking(????)]

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ok do you want to do a december challenge with me
see who can get the most threats and annoyed comments over the course of a month
using only the power of terrible christmas sweaters

[daemonized]

That sounds interesting. Threats, as in, "I threaten to burn that sweater right off of your body if you don't remove it"?

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that is exactly the level of threat we would be looking for yes

[daemonized]

Then count me in. I want to wear the most horrendous one possible.

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ok we should have ground rules then
i think not telling ppl about the contest is imperative so we can see who can truly get the biggest amount of honest why thos

[daemonized]

Fair enough. The worst kind of surprise for their eyes, right?

Then I'll keep it a secret between you and I. Unless there's anyone else you want to join us?

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cant think of anyone
upping the number of participants lowers the number of potential groaners after all
what about you
and do you have any other rules to add

[daemonized]

No, I think it'd be best to keep this to myself. I already have too many people questioning my tastes in fashion, so why should I give them any reason to participate if they cannot /appreciate/ the effort that goes into it?

[Rather, he just thinks this would be a hilarious surprise.]

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do we want a prize or just like
the honor of antagonizing the most people possible