personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[daemonized]

I think you're just projecting, Dave.

Tell me /your/ truthful opinion about what I used to wear.

[parodeity]

you sound kinda like an eccentric old man ragpicker

[daemonized]

Now then. Do I take that as a compliment or otherwise?

[parodeity]

idk isnt that kinda up to you
?

[daemonized]

I'm not sure. I've certainly heard worse. Usually still along the lines of my entire closet needing to be torched to the ground.

[parodeity]

hey what are your feelings on christmas sweaters

[daemonized]

The epitome of delightful holiday fashion, of course.

[Joking(????)]

[parodeity]

ok do you want to do a december challenge with me
see who can get the most threats and annoyed comments over the course of a month
using only the power of terrible christmas sweaters

[daemonized]

That sounds interesting. Threats, as in, "I threaten to burn that sweater right off of your body if you don't remove it"?

[parodeity]

that is exactly the level of threat we would be looking for yes

[daemonized]

Then count me in. I want to wear the most horrendous one possible.

[parodeity]

ok we should have ground rules then
i think not telling ppl about the contest is imperative so we can see who can truly get the biggest amount of honest why thos

[daemonized]

Fair enough. The worst kind of surprise for their eyes, right?

Then I'll keep it a secret between you and I. Unless there's anyone else you want to join us?

[parodeity]

cant think of anyone
upping the number of participants lowers the number of potential groaners after all
what about you
and do you have any other rules to add

[daemonized]

No, I think it'd be best to keep this to myself. I already have too many people questioning my tastes in fashion, so why should I give them any reason to participate if they cannot /appreciate/ the effort that goes into it?

[Rather, he just thinks this would be a hilarious surprise.]

[parodeity]

do we want a prize or just like
the honor of antagonizing the most people possible

[daemonized]

I have no need for a prize.

I only need to see the looks on their horrified faces!

[what a true villain.]

[parodeity]

ok ok
but what if the prize were an appropriately terrible christmas crown

[daemonized]

Then you've changed my mind almost instantly. Of course I need a crown to compliment my sweater, and only one of us can be worthy of it.

[parodeity]

i will take it upon myself to craft the crown
my art skills are perfect for this
as in they suck
and we will trade numbers for groans on the 31st and the winner can reign supreme for a year until a rematch
?

[daemonized]

You still haven't convinced me that your art skills are /not/ perfect for this very specific occasion.

Yes. The most exasperated groans, in both number and quality, wins. The crown shall be theirs to wear with pride. Does that sound like a fair deal to you?

[parodeity]

absolutely it does
i look forward to our glorious december competition