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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

that part obviously goes without saying
thanks for saying it anyway el

[notyourutopian]

I am here to please.

Although I feel like I'm suddenly writing a dating resume for you.

[parodeity]

maybe i need the help tbh
we should find me my one true love
and also find you yours
then we can go on double dates

[notyourutopian]

Good idea.
I mean
How long could something like that possibly take, right?

I bet only a week.
Two max.

[parodeity]

this feels like the point where if we were in a movie we would make a bet who could find the other a date fastest

[notyourutopian]

But that would make it a competition.
Someone would have to lose.
We should cooperate!

[parodeity]

ok true
should we have some kinda time we want to succeed in this maniacal plan by

[notyourutopian]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Christmas?

[parodeity]

haha ok
we aim for christmas
double date in the first week of january when we clearly succeed

but on that note
what kind of person do you like
i need to know for wingman purposes

[notyourutopian]

Uh

I suppose that's kind of an important detail isn't it.
So

I guess I have no idea is a bad answer?

[parodeity]

i dont know if its a bad answer
i mean you can think about it for more than five seconds el

do you swing either way or just one specific way
i just realized i dont even fucking know

[notyourutopian]

Hah.
If it helps, I'm not sure either?
Which I guess is a weird answer but
I've had to think about it recently so

IDK

[parodeity]

idk is acceptable

hm
well
if you notice there are traits about people
that you like or think
or theyre cute
or oh they make me happy
lmk what they are and i will keep an eye out
and obviously if you get a crush i can wingman even more specifically
somehow

[notyourutopian]

Wingman on-call?
Dial-a-wingman?

I guess eyes?
I feel like I usually notice eyes before anything else.



What about you anyway?

[parodeity]

wingman in waiting
so many options

what about me
like
what do i like
?

i like a sense of humor

[notyourutopian]

Wingman...in the wings.

...

Everyone likes a sense of humor dave.

[parodeity]

someone who i can relax with then
?

[notyourutopian]

...Actually that's probably something we should all hope for, huh.
I guess put that on my list.

[parodeity]

oh music
i couldnt date someone who wasnt down with like
at least pretending to appreciate music
but hopefully it would not be pretend

[notyourutopian]

Well anyone who doesn't at least enjoy music is probably not worth approaching in any way.
Since they clearly have no soul.

[parodeity]

so we can cross off soulless music haters from both our lists

lmao shit im trying to think of what all i even like
i guess
i like people who dont expect me to always
know whats up
like
i dont have to be in charge of everything
not that im not in charge
but people who let you go at your own pace i guess
and dont expect you to handle every aspect of the relationship solo

[notyourutopian]

So basically
You want a partner.
And a best friend
Whom you want to make out with?

I can think of a lot worse than that.

[parodeity]

i mean
yes?
i guess thats accurate
like id prefer to be friends with anyone i date you know
best friends is even better
the other stuff is all secondary i suppose

[notyourutopian]

Okay so.
Let's say the same thing for me
Plus nice eyes
And a pretty smile

....

Also, not fat.

What I am allowed to be a little shallow!

[parodeity]

i think everyone is allowed to be a little shallow
i mean
shrugs
you cant help what youre attracted to or not attracted to really
and i think forcing it would be unfair on everyones parts