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[sharplydressed]

[Takin' his order, makin' his drink--]

Here! One double-shot espresso.

[AND HERE THEY GO, THE DRINK SWITCHAROO TANGO.]

[parodeity]

[ WHAT EXPRESSION WILL LEMONFACE/HEAD MAKE?!!!!!!!!!! ]

Ah, this ain't what I asked for...

[sharplydressed]

Oh-- Oooh, sorry, sorry! You only drink decaf, right?

[LEMONFACE IS IN THE BACKGROUND honestly probably not caring too much because shit like this happens every now and then. As long as Dave isn't chucking the drink across the counter, things are clearly going well...]

Hang on a sec.

[As he makes a second drink craftily, this one being the rEAL caffeinated one. So diabolical. Holding the cup out and holding his hand out for the first one! And while he's doing that:]

Mm, guys, I got a double-shot espresso here. Anyone want it?

["Anyone", even though he's looking deadass right at Lemonfacehead. She looks back, looks at the drink, and nods over toward the back employee counter, saying something like leave it there and I'll take it.]

[parodeity]

[ THIS IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN YET.

also dave takes a sip of his non-shitty coffee whenever kashuu is around to see his expression as requested...

he actually looks a little surprised but then will take another sip.

v good 10/10 ]

[sharplydressed]

[DELIGHT. He always enjoys when people likes the drinks he makes, even if it's something this simple...

He'll also give Dave a big "OKAY" sign and then a thumbs up when Lemonface finally takes a sip of her cursed coffee. Mission success.

And then because he's allergic to work, he's right the heck on outta there before anyone can try to rope him in for an extra shift or something. Once he's back over to Dave:]

Good work, good work!

[parodeity]

[ DAVE HOLDS OUT HIS HAND FOR A FIST BUMP???? ]

You too, man.

[sharplydressed]

[FISTBUMP.]

That's the first prank I've pulled in a while where I don't have to worry about getting arrested.

[Who is he.]

[parodeity]

...What things have you been doin' that involve gettin' arrested as a possibility, out of curiosity?

[sharplydressed]

Oh, y'know... Just this and that! Nothing too bad, though.

[Isn't that just... reassuring...?!]

[parodeity]

That kinda statement only makes people more curious, you realize.

[sharplydressed]

A few kept secrets adds to anyone's charm.

[No he just doesn't want to talk about his unglamorous life of drinking and trying to pull fast ones on cops.]

[parodeity]

Man. You know that's gonna keep me up at night.

[ it won't ]

[sharplydressed]

I know, it happens to everyone.

[It sure doesn't...]

So! Anything else you wanna mark off, or is that enough to call it a day?

[parodeity]

Nah, we're good on my side. I'll see you again later, unless you got anythin'?

[sharplydressed]

I think I'm good for now, too. Thanks a lot!

[FOR DIVING INTO THE DEPTHS OF IDIOCY WITH HIM.]