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[DELIGHT. He always enjoys when people likes the drinks he makes, even if it's something this simple...

He'll also give Dave a big "OKAY" sign and then a thumbs up when Lemonface finally takes a sip of her cursed coffee. Mission success.

And then because he's allergic to work, he's right the heck on outta there before anyone can try to rope him in for an extra shift or something. Once he's back over to Dave:]

Good work, good work!

[ DAVE HOLDS OUT HIS HAND FOR A FIST BUMP???? ]

You too, man.

[FISTBUMP.]

That's the first prank I've pulled in a while where I don't have to worry about getting arrested.

[Who is he.]

...What things have you been doin' that involve gettin' arrested as a possibility, out of curiosity?

Oh, y'know... Just this and that! Nothing too bad, though.

[Isn't that just... reassuring...?!]

That kinda statement only makes people more curious, you realize.

A few kept secrets adds to anyone's charm.

[No he just doesn't want to talk about his unglamorous life of drinking and trying to pull fast ones on cops.]