personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[notyourutopian]

Well not everyone who's older is an adult.
Heh.
But we can at least point to them if we ever need to and go
'see? See it wasn't just us crazy kids!'

'It was those crazy adults too!'

[parodeity]

so now were living in a scooby doo flick?

[notyourutopian]

I do have an adorable dog who likes treats so.
Yes, we totally are.

[parodeity]

why have i never met your dog
i thought we were friends

[notyourutopian]

She's kind of a homebody now.
She got old and a little grumpy and refuses to go on runs anymore.

So nobody really meets her unless they're here!

[parodeity]

i demand to be invited over to see your dog sometime????????

[notyourutopian]

...Sure.

You can help me take her for a walk.

[parodeity]

ok i will not cross your name off my list of friends since you have agreed to this

[notyourutopian]

I am, of course, completely relieved.

[parodeity]

hey are you willing to give someone a testimonial about how im hilarious

[notyourutopian]

I'm trying to decide if you're asking me to lie or not.

[parodeity]

are you saying you dont find me hilarious????????

[notyourutopian]

I suppose I have chuckled from time to time.
Who am I telling about your hilarity though?

Also why

[parodeity]

this guy
because he said i was not funny
and clearly
he has to learn better???

[notyourutopian]

So you want me to spread the good word of the Humors of Dave, hm?

[parodeity]

its the most important mission you will ever receive

[notyourutopian]

I'm not sure I'm devoted enough to become your prophet, Dave.

Also I don't want to get beheaded by anyone who thinks you aren't actually funny.

[parodeity]

because anyone who doesnt find me hilarious is probably terrifying ?

[notyourutopian]

Well I was making a John the Baptist joke.

But sure, that works too.

[parodeity]

i cannot believe i missed that
shit
i need a redo

[notyourutopian]

You only get one redo per conversation, Dave.
Are you sure you want to use it now?

[parodeity]

well now you have me worried about what other bullshit ill say

[notyourutopian]

That is always the risk, yes.
Use it now when you might need it later...
Or hold onto it and never use it at all.

[parodeity]

i guess i might hold onto it
since you ominous'd me out

[notyourutopian]

Clearly I win this conversation then.