personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[parodeity]

hey are you willing to give someone a testimonial about how im hilarious

[notyourutopian]

I'm trying to decide if you're asking me to lie or not.

[parodeity]

are you saying you dont find me hilarious????????

[notyourutopian]

I suppose I have chuckled from time to time.
Who am I telling about your hilarity though?

Also why

[parodeity]

this guy
because he said i was not funny
and clearly
he has to learn better???

[notyourutopian]

So you want me to spread the good word of the Humors of Dave, hm?

[parodeity]

its the most important mission you will ever receive

[notyourutopian]

I'm not sure I'm devoted enough to become your prophet, Dave.

Also I don't want to get beheaded by anyone who thinks you aren't actually funny.

[parodeity]

because anyone who doesnt find me hilarious is probably terrifying ?

[notyourutopian]

Well I was making a John the Baptist joke.

But sure, that works too.

[parodeity]

i cannot believe i missed that
shit
i need a redo

[notyourutopian]

You only get one redo per conversation, Dave.
Are you sure you want to use it now?

[parodeity]

well now you have me worried about what other bullshit ill say

[notyourutopian]

That is always the risk, yes.
Use it now when you might need it later...
Or hold onto it and never use it at all.

[parodeity]

i guess i might hold onto it
since you ominous'd me out

[notyourutopian]

Clearly I win this conversation then.

[parodeity]

ill edit the scoreboards to reflect it

[notyourutopian]

Don't forget the online rankings.
I have a lot of money riding on those.

[parodeity]

wow hey who is betting against me

[notyourutopian]

Who knows?
Whatever shadowy cabal keeps track of our lives and makes bets I guess.
Do you really want to know what shadowy cabals are up to, Dave?

[parodeity]

i mean yeah kinda
dont you
anyone who is a shadowy cabal member is like automatically super fascinating

[notyourutopian]

I'm pretty sure we already have enough problems at it is!

Pretend we never discussed this.





Because it's kind of ridiculous.

[parodeity]

im glad for the most part we manage to have our conversations where no one else pays attention to them

[notyourutopian]

First off, I am entirely insulting you want to hide our discussions from the world.

Second off, yeah, I kind of agree.

[parodeity]

i think thats how we know were really friends or something