personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[botamochi]

what? shouldn't you be shunning me for that, Strider?

sexy gorilla costumes...

geez. you're making me wonder if you're a masochist or something.

[parodeity]

more correctly i am a memeist
any amount of pain can be forgiven if it is dealt in meme form

[botamochi]

i don't think that's a word, but it probably will be in the future.

be careful. memes can ruin your life.

[parodeity]

that is a chance im willing to take
because i know my life would be even more ruined without them

[botamochi]

i hope you write your journey down the meme inferno then. i'll definitely read it and remember you as the hero Recolle doesn't deserve.

not that you can save us from bad memes, but sheer bravery going down that path.

[parodeity]

will you fling yourself on my casket at my funeral though
i need to get someone to commit to dramatically flinging themself over my casket

[botamochi]

why are you asking me? isn't that something your s/o or family should do?

why are you assuming you'll need a funeral?! heroes never die, man.

[parodeity]

i mean i guess technically
but wouldnt it have a bigger impact if it was just some random dude
like wow dave strider was SO important this random guy flung himself on his casket

[botamochi]

i guess that makes sense...

but i don't even think i have time to attend a funeral. i can recommend someone else to go? that would be even more of a random guy, fitting the story perfectly.

[parodeity]

i will accept your randomized recommendation
tho what are you busy with
school
?

[botamochi]

sounds good. i'll make sure they study up on how to dramatize it.

yeah, i mean what else is there? i do work, but it is mostly school and stuff. my dog is also a big time sink, too. he sheds like everywhere. there might be enough fur to make yourself a clone.

[parodeity]

oh what kind of dog do you have
i assume something sheddy obviously but like
specifically

[botamochi]

a pomeranian... i wanted something bigger like a guard dog, but my mom said he was so cute she had to take him home. so here we are.

do you have a dog, too? or a cat.

a naked mole-rat.

[parodeity]

my sisters have cats
i have an iguana
which i guess is naked so your third guess is most accurate?

[botamochi]

from worshiped felines to naked reptiles, your house must have it all. that's also nothing close to a mole-rat, but i'll take any points i can get even if it's half.

what's its name? i hope, for the iguana's sake, it isn't something ridiculous.

[parodeity]

snoop dogg

[botamochi]

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is he a rapper?

[parodeity]

if an iguana could be he totally would be

[botamochi]

well, i hope your rapper iguana doesn't become a giant fly. then it would need to resort to beatboxing while having a guilt-driven identity crisis.

[parodeity]

...
oh my god i hope my iguana doesnt become anything else?
i love him like he is
@ god dont test me