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my sisters have cats
i have an iguana
which i guess is naked so your third guess is most accurate?

[botamochi]

from worshiped felines to naked reptiles, your house must have it all. that's also nothing close to a mole-rat, but i'll take any points i can get even if it's half.

what's its name? i hope, for the iguana's sake, it isn't something ridiculous.

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snoop dogg

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is he a rapper?

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if an iguana could be he totally would be

[botamochi]

well, i hope your rapper iguana doesn't become a giant fly. then it would need to resort to beatboxing while having a guilt-driven identity crisis.

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oh my god i hope my iguana doesnt become anything else?
i love him like he is
@ god dont test me