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so as not to add to your anxiety more
ill actually answer questions you have
with the side note that the answers may involve "fuck if we know" sometimes

How generous.

I won't decline your offer, however. So, has anyone met our esteemed sponsor? Or went to the company's headquarters?

no to the first
yes to the second
it used to be open to the public and a bunch of people kept breaking in
they locked the doors though so you cant get in rn

Breaking into a private corporation is outstandingly dumb. I assume that they didn't learn anything from their attempts either.

Edited 2017-05-07 01:33 (UTC)

akira learned they keep scary accurate files on us
with ominous post its attached

What did these post its say?

[Ominous post its almost sounds comical, perhaps it would've been if Hux wasn't part of this mess.]

we need to rewrite the following and start from a clean slate

what the fuck

[He likes to consider himself to be more poise than this, but. Really.]

honestly that sums up this entire experience succinctly good job buddy

In this situation, I almost expect that we're going to find out we're robots. Advanced robots that can bleed and need to eat I guess.

wait whyd you jump to robots
why not aliens

I guess aliens would be just as probable at this point.

Might as well go all out and say robot aliens.

timetravelling robot aliens

Intergalactic time traveling robot aliens.

I believe that's the limit.

only if you dont like absurdity

There's something more absurd than that?

intergalactic time traveling robot aliens who were you from an alternate universe

Well. I believe that's it. I'm slowly clapping now.

if nothing else i can always win an absurdity off

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