parodeity | personal overflow post;

akira learned they keep scary accurate files on us
with ominous post its attached

What did these post its say?

[Ominous post its almost sounds comical, perhaps it would've been if Hux wasn't part of this mess.]

we need to rewrite the following and start from a clean slate

what the fuck

[He likes to consider himself to be more poise than this, but. Really.]

honestly that sums up this entire experience succinctly good job buddy

In this situation, I almost expect that we're going to find out we're robots. Advanced robots that can bleed and need to eat I guess.

wait whyd you jump to robots
why not aliens

I guess aliens would be just as probable at this point.

Might as well go all out and say robot aliens.

timetravelling robot aliens

Intergalactic time traveling robot aliens.

I believe that's the limit.

only if you dont like absurdity

There's something more absurd than that?

intergalactic time traveling robot aliens who were you from an alternate universe

Well. I believe that's it. I'm slowly clapping now.

if nothing else i can always win an absurdity off