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[quadjumps]

[ dave. stop this. ]

what the fuck? no
it's bread with quark in the middle

[parodeity]

that sounds deadly so im gonna assume youre not referring to subatomic particles carrying a fractional electric charge
but instead something maybe russian

[quadjumps]

..........yes.
i'm russian.

[parodeity]

cool whats that like
and what the fuck is russian quark

[quadjumps]

??? it's russian i guess??
and quark is like cheese kind of

[parodeity]

ok so youre offering me a cheesy apple thing????

[quadjumps]

yeah i guess i can put apples in it
does that work

[parodeity]

i would be interested in trying such a thing i think
and could possibly be persuaded to give you a straight answer in exchange for it although of course
theres no saying one way or the other for sure
thats so far in the future

[quadjumps]

....can't you see what happens in the future
aren't you a time traveler

[parodeity]

dont you like the future to occasionally have surprises
im not sure id call myself a time traveler so much as a time denizen