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Feb 18

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[Anyway, next day Dirk appears to have decided to handle being sad by leaving for Dave God Tier fanart of Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy. Jeff is Pronce of My Stupid Dick. Bro is Doer of Turnways. Geromy is Seer of Hope.]

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[ ok, the fanart mysteriously disappears without a trace so who knows what the fuck dave did with it. dave knows, but no one else ever will, probably.

dirk gets a weirdly shaped rock under his pillow with zero explanation ig

also fuck you randomly skipping meals is completely unrelated, he just doesn't want to hang around in evenings as much? ]

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[Dave that could hurt him.]

[Also okay fine, Dave just wants to avoid him for no reason. Much better. Super superior. Wow.]

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[ what's your point, a dick-shaped rock is a worthy injury causer???

also he's still there before evenings he just tends to like disappear later on and then come back too late sometimes? important animal care business ]

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[I mean honestly Dirk probably laid down and shouted "OW!" at one point so. That's how that was found.

It's fine. Dirk will try to bond with Obama more.]

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[ look

in retrospect, maybe there were better places to put the rock

like

on top of the pillow

alas ]

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[Clearly no]