[ godspeed, dirk. dave's officially too fast to catch?
he gets a doodle of the weird...green...person puppet from the blender, a badly done saw puppet on a bike after which dave just photoshops in a picture of the actual puppet from saw, and a dave-level drawing of a smuppet surrounded by annoyed and unsure emojis. he apparently has something against whatever the fuck that is? ]
no im racking up lots of puppet memories here like up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong my memories are starting to get uncomfortably full of the damn things im like the epicenter of a cyclone of my own personal hell full of long coarse kermit cock and like straight up wriggling goddamned puppet pelvises in addition to the creepy watchdog puppets that apparently have cameras and like the puppets that exist to die on said cameras films but just just everything buried in felt this is my life now i think to myself as it just keeps happening
its actually starting to make me really uncomfortable to tell the truth
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he gets a doodle of the weird...green...person puppet from the blender, a badly done saw puppet on a bike after which dave just photoshops in a picture of the actual puppet from saw, and a dave-level drawing of a smuppet surrounded by annoyed and unsure emojis. he apparently has something against whatever the fuck that is? ]
no im racking up lots of puppet memories here
like
up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
my memories are starting to get uncomfortably full of the damn things
im like the epicenter of a cyclone of my own personal hell full of long coarse kermit cock and like
straight up wriggling goddamned puppet pelvises
in addition to the creepy watchdog puppets that apparently have cameras
and like
the puppets that exist to die on said cameras films
but just
just
everything buried in felt
this is my life now i think to myself as it just keeps happening
its actually starting to make me really uncomfortable to tell the truth