I do, but you're also usually not lying on the floor in agony.

[Dirk does not in fact need the bathroom yet. He came prepared ahead of time! And the first thing he does is take out a couple of pills to offer Dave.]

Painkillers. I checked to be sure they wouldn't have sedative effects, but it means they're not as strong as they could be. Still, they'll help.

[Dave needs sleep, and Dirk would be happy to give him sedatives if he liked, but Dirk personally hates anything that makes him sluggish and he is pretty sure Dave feels the same if not stronger.]