[Dirk glances over at Dave. It is not about the 'cool' comment.]

What made you think there wouldn't be a diploma at the end of this? I am committed to your education, bro. A fancy piece of paper acting as an arbitrary signifier to your knowledge is requisite.

If you stay on your game you might even make the Dean's Roll. [Dirk gestures towards the Magister which means that apparently the Magister is the Dean]