Aside from like...our shared stupidity over anythin' emotional. You never make me feel like I'm an idiot when I don't know somethin'.

[ because he DOES feel like an idiot a lot in relation to dirk when they realize they fucked up something that could have been solved easily or they just misunderstood, but - whenever dave admits to not knowing what dirk's talking about or misses a reference, dirk never gives him shit over it. usually he tends to claim dave is smarter than dave considers himself to be, instead. ]

So askin' you to help me with this wasn't really that scary.