[ he isn't really. but the amount of times dirk has simply consented to being around while dave sleeps is kind of beyond counting on one hand, and he's well aware dirk gets weird about things, so: ]

That would be the implication to be had by my plannin' to take a nap, yes. Gothic horror smut is exhausting to plow through? About as exhaustin' for me as it is for the like, horrorterror things to plow one another probably. Possibly more so?

[ he should really someday just admit defeat re: the book club. ]