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hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [personal profile] parodeity 2017-01-18 09:26 am (UTC)

[Dirk. Puts his hand, the free one, to his head.]

Okay, I'm getting up now. Find a way to drape yourself for a piggyback ride or I'll drag you up.

[He will start with the dragging if it comes to it but he also knows Dave has the athletic skill to get himself piggybacked where possible.

He just does not know if Dave will use that skill, or will decide to remain a useless sack of potatoes that Dirk gets to drag around.]

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