[ it nets dirk a snort of laughter. ]

You don't have to make up inane late night thoughts, dude. That would be a little silly? Not like most of what we do ain't fuckin' ridiculous, but. [ everything they do is, to some degree. ] Do you remember once I high-fived you for also puttin' your foot in your mouth all the goddamn time, back before I knew that was a thing you did like, every day on the regular like me?