I don't know why I bothered to say the reasons were inexplicable.

[ dirk is the source code for the morbid turns rose and dave are incapable of not taking. ]

I'd like to know why the fuck we were always awake, actually. We don't share a class or aspect. Only the role of prince of the fuckin' moon, and honestly Rose was always better royalty than I was; she actually did the whole...talking to horrorterrors thing.