You've never met sheep from the wrong side of the barn or you wouldn't be makin' such outrageous claims. They have teeth, Dirk. They'd shred you in like, three seconds flat. I am absolutely sayin' you couldn't take yourself against cokehead sheep. You're not enough of a dog person. Jade could totally take 'em.

[ i hate this

dave just kind of gives one of his more self-deprecating laughs. ]

You shouldn't feel that way? I mean - it's kind of really fucked up to want to monopolize someone's time, even a little bit. Which - it's not really "a little bit". [ he's done it to rose, too, trying to tag along on her dates or whatever but he's at least never dragged her away from an entire base full of people? she'd offered to let him, but he'd managed not to agree. ]