I didn't say you were exclusively charmin', just that you must've been a damn cute baby.

[So there. Dirk should probably find three conversations to give Dave, but he has quite a number of his in person. He glances over at him.]

I wanted to share because... we're scared of the same thing, but we assume opposite causes. You worry there's something about you that could make me hate you. I'm pretty sure there is something fundamentally wrong with me if I'm capable of failing to love you when the universe hands you to me on a horse-corpse platter.