[ he hates being in charge and can't drive why would anyone give him this power!!! ]

Do you even still want to? I'm...not comfortable with takin' you right now because of the whole. [ telling other people things obligation when he's agreed to tell things to basically rose all the time and dirk most of the time but hasn't afforded that right to anyone else. ] Thing. So I figured it would be better to...not put you in the position of havin' to deal with that?

[ that sounds stupid. but he figures he can't possibly drop below the "so, anyway, possibly i need you to encourage me to eat as a bro stand in" bar so he may as well say it. ]