Ok the ironic excuse only works on things that are actually ironic. Also I don't want to sit in piles of puppets with you ever, but uh. I guess. On the work-on-it scale you can...sew puppets around me?

[ he has no idea where to start on this undertaking. dave spent so long around puppets they shouldn't set him on edge but they always did and he eventually copped to it and he's pretty sure just going back to Puppets Are Cool does not constitute working on it so he's picked the least threatening puppet option.

HE REALLY HATES PUPPETS... ]