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hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [personal profile] parodeity 2017-01-08 05:05 am (UTC)

We've already decided Paradox Space is the author of our lives, so I'm going with it. Generally, I've been pretty adept at spotting my own problems.

[This is, one might suggest, only true because it's very easy to see at least a few fish when one is in the middle of a coral reef.]

You're lucky I don't have a childhood fear of asses because you sure as hell are one. [dirk is being mature about this. did dave say he wanted a serious thing? joke's on him, nothing is serious] Fine, give me yours while I try to figure out what you're being a dick about.

[Like it can't be open spaces. Or confined spaces. Or apartments? Which, oh yeah. Dirk decides to shift the room into something that isn't either of their shitty childhoods, which he eventually decides on making a generic apple and orange grove. Not either of the base farms, just a random place that grows apples and oranges.]

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