[It is pretty stupid, admittedly. And it's part of why Dirk wanted to show Dave at all. He wanted Dave to see the ways things were different, and the way they were the same.]

No. I don't think? The story is that my Bro had a horse a lot like this with him during his rebellion, but normal-horse-sized. [Why is that the story.] Roxy genetically engineered Minihoof for me.