[just squinting at this while he takes the seat across from her in an effort to blend in with his shitty jasmine cosplay]

Are you seriously telling me Dave's ideal world is being stuck in school? [DAVE NO. DAVE HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS.]

We should totally just go for it. Let's just grab him and fly him around until he realizes how lame this is and how much cooler we are!