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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Comments

[admiringly]

[ That gets her to smile a little. ]

Is that your professional opinion?

[parodeity]

It's absolutely the professional opinion of the godtier knight of time.

[admiringly]

Then it must be fact! I can't argue with the godtier knight of time.

[parodeity]

You sure the fuck cannot. But you know you can like...call me whenever?

[admiringly]

Yeah, I do. Especially after tonight. You even came over and everything when you didn't have to.

I love you, Dave. 1000% percent.

[ Yeah, one thousand. ]

[parodeity]

I love you one million percent. [ sometimes...............

dave is sappy ]

[admiringly]

[ Sometimes......... Dave is REALLY sappy.

Chiyo looks like she could cry, but she won't. She's just so happy to have Dave as a friend. ]

I feel like I could fight the whole world for you right now.

[parodeity]

Want me to stick around and watch a movie or something?

[admiringly]

I would love that! If I fall asleep, don't judge me.