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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[Without really meaning to he leans into Dave's hand and gives him the most fond look possible.]

I think so, yeah. I can probably figure out the dough for the crust and if I fuck up they sell premade crusts anyway.

[parodeity]

If you fuck it up I'll eat it anyway?

[windeity]

Extra pepperoni and cheese? The nice part is the sheer amount of space. I am pretty sure Dad cooked in this kitchen a lot.

[parodeity]

We need a stool unless you don't care if I hang out on the counter. [ is he going to help with the cooking at all...maybe. ]

[windeity]

[Thanks cat.]

Even if we had a stool I am pretty sure you'd end up on the counter anyway. [Just saying.]

[parodeity]

There are benefits to stools?

[windeity]

What kind of benefits are you thinking?

[parodeity]

...Less of a height difference.

[windeity]

[There's a soft laugh.] I can float, you know. Kissing you on a counter is not that hard.

[HE'S JUST ASSUMING AT THIS RATE.]

[parodeity]

I didn't say that.

[windeity]

Oh. Is there another reason?

[parodeity]

[ no ]

I want a variety of perches.

[windeity]

Sometimes I cannot tell if you're a cat or a bird. [But he proves his point, floating up just a little to kiss Dave's forehead.]

Let's go to IKEA and look for a bigger bed. We can have it delivered and shit.

[parodeity]

It's a date. [ which they are presumably gonna go on right now, closing out another thing. PROBABLY THE BED WILL BE DELIVERED later on move in day or something. or pre that. ]