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DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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yourself and the will to party?

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I am not sure I have ever had the latter, but I will bring the will to try my best.

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do you have dancing pants

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[ ......

wait

he does ]

Do you count galaxy print leggings as dancing pants?

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1) those absolutely count
2) im sorry you own what

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Ask Retrospec, I received them in a parcel.

They're quite comfortable though, all things considered.

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i def want to see
wear them to johns party

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They are... intense. Are you certain?

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im absolutely for sure

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Alright then... I will remember to wear them. I should probably find a top that would go with it...

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If there are tops that go with galaxy leggings.

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spangled star banner tank top

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... No.

[ Never. ]

The clash would be horrific.

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yes that would be the entire point

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[ dave, no. ]

My conscience would not allow it.

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but it allowe the pants themselves

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Again, I refer you to the app for questions regarding where and how these things came to be.

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But galaxy print is fashionable now, isn't it?

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yeah i think its in vogue
the real q is do you like it
not is it fashionable

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[ He is considering it. ]

They are comfortable for house lounging purposes.

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thats such a politicians answer

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I'm hardly good enough with words to be a politician. They are very comfortable for lounging in.