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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

dude
im not going to go back to my parents place to make my bed, an activity which is semi pointless

[godcards]

I see. So you can offer generosity on their behalf but won't put in any effort in yourself.

Interesting.

[parodeity]

we both know that isnt true
and that ill be putting in effort asking them to let you stay over

but like

idk man
im fine going along with you on shit 90% of the time but that doesnt mean i always will
i think it makes you feel better to boss me around and i genuinely dont give a shit but also
id rather spend most of this month w john fucking around than like doing errands for other people
so im a little less willing to jump when told to jump than usual

[godcards]

[ it's frustrating that dave is right, specifically because malik wants to be in the right 100% of the time. and they can't both be right. ]

It's only one thing. But fine, if your mind is made up... I won't make you change it. If only because the last thing I want is for you to turn around and say you're doing this out of pity.

[parodeity]

im not
if someone needs an assist and is smart enough to ask for it
i dont think you have to pity them to help out
supposedly that is a thing people do when they are maybe friends

[godcards]

Hm.
I'm getting conflicting opinions on my methods... So I'll reserve judgement on the whole 'friend' thing for now.

[parodeity]

sure thing
lmk if you ever want to talk about it

[godcards]

Talk about what, exactly?

[parodeity]

whatever comes to mind

[godcards]

Right. Maybe.

I think we're done here for now.

[parodeity]

k
catch you later dude