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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

I guess. [ uncertainly. ] It was...some kinda test, I guess. When none of us attacked, they stopped and then there was just the one wolf who took us to a ski lodge.

[windeity]

A wolf. And the wolf didn't offer any kind of explanation or anything?

[robitussin]

Okay, John already covered the wolf thing, so... Why a ski lodge?

[parodeity]

Genuinely haven't a clue, but once we got there we weren't allowed to leave until, like...now.

[windeity]

Like a physical blockade or a magic one? I hate that this is a question but with everything going on it just makes sense.

[robitussin]

I mean... Of all the places you had to get stuck for an indefinite period of time, a ski lodge is definitely not the worst. Even with your weird thing about snow.

[parodeity]

It was a storm and wolf combo, kind of. So...maybe magic? Also, shut up? It's not a weird thing. Its a completely normal thing. John - wait, fuck, you're terrible backup. Goddamnit.

[windeity]

Why am I terrible backup? [He's grinning though because yeah, the snow hate is Something but John and Natalie are both not adverse to the cold so that could be why.] But go back to the magic thing. Any guesses?

[robitussin]

Wait, did wolves come out of the woodwork to stop you whenever you tried to leave? That's... weird. I wonder if they were highly trained wolves.

[She smirks, though.]

It's okay to admit I'm right, though.

[parodeity]

Tbh [ acronym said aloud ] it was just the one wolf who was kinda growly, but like. I didn't see a reason to argue with him? And no, you're totally wrong, but you [ knocks his elbow into john ] wouldn't back me up on this, so you're terrible backup?

[windeity]

So it was one wolf who was busy multiplying and getting pissed. Thanks for not engaging too much with him. I am not sure how to explain to people that my boyfriend was eaten by magic wolves. [But there's a light chuckle.] I will back you up on plenty! But I kind of like winter.