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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

i was in the middle of an ugly sweater contest with a guy i know
telling people was against the rules

[usurpers]

i knew it was some kind of challenge
so who won

[parodeity]

i think i did but we didnt really decide

[usurpers]

if you didn’t i’d have to disown you
are you gonna win anything at least?

[parodeity]

hopefully a truly shitty crown

[usurpers]

come on that’s not enough
i can get you one of those at bk make it special

[parodeity]

ok what do you suggest then

[usurpers]

idk dare them with something memorable
you’re king now aren’t you
make him carry you into bk and crown you

[parodeity]

nah im a god
i mean yes i am also a bad fashion king
but i am very selective about who can carry me places