parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2016-11-13 07:28 am

recollé ic inbox 4.0;

DAVE STRIDER
consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man


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12/12 to 12/25.

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[ why is this still only ONE PAGE it's MASSIVE

the 25 days of dave continued with:
12/12: a clock missing its batteries.
12/13: the batteries.
12/14: a loaf of fancy bread, like, from the store bakery.
12/15: a package of gum with a note that she did not sell dave for it.
12/16: a dvd of the movie "taken". yes, it's a joke on dave being taken romantically.
12/17: a fruitcake. she didn't ever expect it to be edible, taste or no.
12/18: a pair of red cowboy boots.
12/19: a small, fiberoptic red christmas tree, on his beside table.
12/20: a three pack of heart-shaped picture frames.
12/21: 3 pictures, perfect size for the frames; a photoshopped faceless apple, their parents, and rose's cat.
12/22: a pack of pokemon cards. or whatever they're called.
12/23: a package of candycanes with a note saying they're for decorating, obviously.
12/24: a lil baby jesus from a nativity scene, with sunglasses added on.

AND FINALLY, ON CHRISTMAS, PRESUMABLY BENEATH A TREE,

a red box containing: a knitted red cat stuffed animal with magnets in the paws, a red sweater with DAVE on the front, a red scarf with music notes in white on it, a cozy red sleeve thing for his sunglasses (labeled SUNGLASSES COZY), and a christmas card that plays jingle bell rock. ]