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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

I am not getting in a car with you driving when you are this tired?

[ idiot. ]

Me driving still counts as spending time with you, and also, we are going to the same place. Do I not still rate driving privileges? [ ... ] Yo, don't repeat this little stunt for the holidays, okay? Sleep is your friend and you are not so good at goin' without it as I am, so like...don't do that. Idiot.

[ he's standing up and he lets go of john's chin but ruffles john's hair. rolls his eyes and flips his shades back down a second after. ]

Keys?

[windeity]

[Grumbling a little but okay, fine, he's going to grab his keys and hand them over. Fun fact, Dave might notice upon touch that John's hair is gel-free today. Still, he gets up and he doesn't yawn but he does close the lid to the piano keys.]

Winter break starts this upcoming weekend. We can sleep a lot and do whatever.

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It's cute how you completely forgot you have a job. [ he notices that but doesn't mention it, just ushering john out of the room so he can relock the door via dumb skills. ] And that I have a job. A few jobs. But yeah, without classes the workload'll be a little lighter.

[ watch dave try to pick up extra shifts out of sheer anxiety ]

[windeity]

[He's. Pretty sure he has a job still. He may have been slacking a little. But let's not tell Dave?]

Yeah. And we're signed up for that charity drive ReVA's doing, too, remember? So maybe it is not much of a vacation but it won't be as stressful.

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[ john he'll notice ur name go off the flix schedule if you lose it? ]

I remember. [ and then there's the. holiday bullshit. which he just...doesn't...address currently. back to the car to unlock it and pop john's door since dave's driving. ha. ] Are you going to start letting me help you with your damn math homework again?

[windeity]

[He's doing his best. But he follows Dave to his own car and slides into the passenger seat, grinning slightly instead.]

Next term? I am pretty done with math for this one and I think by switching majors I get to avoid a lot of it. But whatever math I do end up with I will need your help, yes.

[parodeity]

Everyone always thinks they can avoid math. They are always wrong.

[ but okay good. he buckles in and waits for john to do the same before he'll start up the car. ]

Luckily I will probably not let you flounder. [ dave you literally just expressed an exasperated desire to help john with his math homework which is

weird

but it was bothering him john kept not letting him ]

[windeity]

Music is about counting, dummy. I know I cannot avoid it forever but if I never have to see another overly elaborate equation ever again it will still be too soon. My hero. Where would I be without you? [But yeah, okay, he buckles up and leans back into the seat. The drive's short at least.]

I am still ironing out my schedule for next term but I will let you know what form of torture I end up with.

[parodeity]

We still should get one of those dry erase board calendars. Not that I can't juggle two schedules in my mind, but it would be maybe more normal.

[ than just

being the god of time or whatever ]

[windeity]

Do we have room for it with all of the Halloween decorations and art you keep bringing home? [He's teasing, clearly, but also Dave why are you this way.] I can look for one later.

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They like hang on doors, how much room can it take? [ but he brightens up. ] I need another frame. Duke painted me a thing. Minato, I mean.

[windeity]

Good point. We can find one. And what did he do? [He’s trying to keep up the conversation but it’s also clear he’s going to immediately fall asleep when they get home.]

[parodeity]

Sbahj watercolor painting. [ dave will nag john out of his formalwear and into pajamas at least despite the fact john let him sleep in jeans drunk. ] I got a shocking amount of artwork as gifts.

[windeity]

You know a lot of artists. Is it really that surprising? [To be fair sleeping in formalwear is probably worse than jeans but he will appreciate that. ]

[parodeity]

Artists who know the way to my heart. [ bad fanart...or good fanart of bad comics? his lips twitch. ] Though I’m pretty sure some of them are desperately trying not to give real opinions on my artwork.

[windeity]

I think I am more surprised no one gave you art lessons as a gift. But it’s cool...I’m glad today happened.

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Don’t want ‘em anyway. [ he’s fine sucking? his artistic talents lie elsewhere and maybe he doesn’t have to be the best. dave’s fingers drum out some invisible and unrecognizable beat on the steering wheel as he eventually pulls into the area of john’s usual parking job. ]

[windeity]

SBaHJ would lose its charm if you did. [But they’re parked and out of habit John leans over to open Dave’s door. So. The driver door this time. But he’s making an attempt.]

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[ john what the fuck. dave didn’t expect that since he drove and he freezes up a little more than usual but rolls his eyes and gets out of the car. ]

Are you saying you wouldn’t read it if I learned to draw? Weak friendship level.

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[Apparently he just likes doing these things for Dave and he leans back to get out and lock up the car, holding out his hand. He might be asking for his keys or for Dave's hand, he's not saying.]

I read it now, don't I? And I definitely read it in our past life so I think that is like, mega friendship levels.

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Now that just sounds like an insult? [ he deposits the keys in john's hand since he figures that's what john is asking for and dave doesn't like to. assume. about handholding even if he'd clung when they'd went ice skating the second john took his hand. ] I think I am definitely offended and I'm tellin' Rose you're a cad.

[windeity]

It does noooot. [He tucks his keys into his pocket and starts heading upstairs with Dave.] What does that even mean?

[parodeity]

A cad? Guy who behaves dishonorably towards women, I think? [ i.e. INSULTING their art skills immediately after dave acknowledged his skills sucked, anyway. ] And yep, sorry, you're definitely at the bottom of the friendlist now. My offense knows no bounds.

[windeity]

I've heard of it but I never knew what that meant. [They're up in their room by now at least and John's immediately stripping out of his jacket, carefully undoing his cuff links to put somewhere safe.] And if I am at the bottom of the friendlist now I guess that means I will sleep by myself tonight.

[...please don't make him do that, Dave.]

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That's up to you. [ dave doesn't immediately start changing but instead feeds the cat dinner. ] I can always call up the top of the friendlist instead, obviously.

[ like he's not gonna, but. ]