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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[grimdeity]

[ on his bed, a taco bell box. inside is not taco bell, inside is a red scarf, a matching collar for mewpac, and a note: ]

On the first day of Christmas your sister gave to you,
a neck-warming device.

[parodeity]

[ a while later, on her phone: ]

youre off from the holiday by 20+ days and our bday by like 3
early start this year rosie?

[ also have a selfie with dave + cat in the gifts hi. ]

[grimdeity]

Hm, perhaps.
But I thought you could use some extra holiday cheer this year.
Our darling city has become such a rough place to be.

[ makes it her phone bg ngl ]

[parodeity]

are you worried about my mood

[grimdeity]

I'm a psychology major.

[parodeity]

dont make me your end of term project

[grimdeity]

Never fear.
I'm saving you for my doctoral thesis.