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[ okay that seems to indicate he should open the fridge...a thing dave like. doesn't want to do that much?

still, he walks over to it pretty cautiously. ]

shes too busy with snoop doggs

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<sub>[ Are you ready for something brand spanking new? Cause Bro is. He's all about it, actually. It's unsettling and down right morally wrong how eager he is to see how Dave is going to react to a few upgrades he's put on these kitchen puppets. If he keeps it up, these are gonna be military grade puppets— he'll have a whole sentient army that can walk, talk, fight to his every will. In actuality, it's something he could create right now, but he has enough heart to not just make this twisted army as the first thing Dave encounters. Time was drifting by, though, and he knew his days were numbered with Dave. He should have really brought out the big guns sooner.

Anyway, the upgrades. Right. You know lasers? Lasers kind of like Superman's heat vision that are really hot and can melt things. Kind of like Superman, they've been installed in the puppets eyes to detect movement. Not just anyone's movement, but only Dave's movement.

That careful walk to the fridge better be quick, because the second one detects Dave walking in front if it is the second it fires this laser right at him.

Meanwhile, he just gets a shitty text: ]</sub>

worst otp ever.
_{[ Dave can't see the look of adoration on Bro's face. It's a pity it's not directed at Dave but rather how cool his creation is. ]}